Happy Friday 🙌 TGIF!

Hello, Everyone! However you spend it, enjoy your weekend. Here are a few Friday word funnies from a friend in my local writer’s group:

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu – you get what you deserve.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday, but couldn’t find any.

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

Is it ignorance or apathy that’s destroying the world today? I don’t know and don’t really care.

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: That’s the last thing I need!

Need an ark? I Noah guy.

You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.

I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.

Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

It was so dark all night. Then it dawned on me.

If you’re looking for a weekend Ebook read, Runaway $2.99, Veteran $4.99 and Gutter Punk $4.99 are on Amazon

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08ZC4D97R Gutter Punk

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08KGZYJNQ Runaway

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08MCV3WB2 Veteran

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